Personalized Headers Hurt Toddler Long Sleeve T-Shirt. An egg holding a soccer ball with a cracked shell and bandages and the text Headers Hurt is a funny sports design for soccer players and coaches. A classic for Fall, Winter and Spring, these long sleeve toddler t-shirts are sure to be a staple in your child's wardrobe. Whether layered or alone, this t-shirt is soft yet durable enough to stand up to your toddler's playtime demands.