Personalized Headers Hurt Toddler T-Shirt. An egg holding a soccer ball with a cracked shell and bandages and the text Headers Hurt is a funny sports design for soccer players and coaches. A toddler-soft cotton tee in look-at-me, big kid colors. 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread. Topstitched rib crew neck. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.